Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Some of the WORST Movies I've Ever Seen...

So, I was looking back at some of my early posts and I saw a question posted by a friend of mine that I hadn't responded to...So, Elaine, this post is in response to your question...Here are some of the WORST movies I've EVER seen!:

  1. American Psycho~ Dumbest movie EVER...I don't know how long it will be before I see a movie that knocks this one off of it's first place position! So VERY dumb!
  2. The New Daughter~ When an actor that I admire stars in a "Blockbuster Exclusive Movie" I feel obligated to give it a closer look...in this case, not worth it! Very stupid! Kevin Costner, how could you let me down like that?!
  3. Eat, Pray, Love~ This analysis is based 100% on the previews as I couldn't even bring myself to sit (or sleep) through this one despite my love of Julia Roberts...sorry.
  4. Solaris~ I watched this movie during my imaginary love affair with George Clooney. Besides the full rear nude shot, it's not worth a thing! VERY bad plot...garbage! Sorry hun!
  5. 8 mm~ Many of you probably haven't ever heard of this movie. It stars Nicholas Cage in one of his WORST acting EVER in the history of his career. If he'd had a director worth a dime they could have made something great with this plot...oh well...it sucks!
  6. From Dusk Till Dawn~ George Clooney is exceptionally HOT in this movie but it still was one of the dumbest movies ever made...what a waste of a perfectly good title with the perfect leading man...oops, my thoughts were trailing off...

Well, that's all I could muster up the give a darn for on this list...I'm sure I'll have some more bombers to throw rotten tomatoes at on a later date.

~Cinema Sampler

The Other Guys


At the risk of sounding like Simon Cowell, it was "utterly forgettable". There were some funny scenes, most of which were played out on the previews to build the hype for this movie...but most of the movie was awkwardly stupid. I actually felt sorry for Mark Wahlberg...this movie will will be a stain on his career. Will Farrell was a good fit. This is his kind of humor...and it works for him, he loses no face. Funny how that works, huh?!

Anyway, silly story filled with silly characters and unrealistic scenarios...other than the language and sexual inuendos, the movie could have been made to entertain 8 year old boys!


My opinion: Don't waste your money!


~Cinema Sampler